Someone trip Jonathon and Victoria

The Amazing Race this season is really getting a bit much to stomach. Please tell me, is there any feasible excuse for behaviour as reprehensibly rude and obnoxious as Jonathon the Entrepreneur? Didn't think so.

And in this week's episode, he dropped the shocking revelation that of course he and Victoria can't wait to have children! Yes, please, let's bring children into this volatile mix! Jonathon can barely stop himself from cuffing his wife (who, admittedly, whines a lot... still, no excuse.) while the cameras ARE RUNNING! How does he act when they are not being filmed around the clock? Someone call the Children's Aid Society and give them advance warning! Please!

Oh, and in case the names they have already picked out for their future children don't make the grade, how about these: "Duck" and "Cower."