Reality Wrap-up: American Idol Results Show

Okay, so you know how I've been saying how creepy I find Constantine Maroulis? Well, I'm not really going back on that. But there's, like, a natural order to the universe. And that natural order has been disrupted. So I expect that the four horsemen of the apocalypse will be on their way shortly.

More doomsday predictions can be found at Just Ask Sammy.