An Ode to Chilltron

Ejdl: So for the air conditioner, we’re going with Chill-tron?

Nerdifer: Amen. Long live CHILLTRON!

Ejdl: Eeeeexcellent. If it were in a horror movie, it would be Chilltron of the Corn.

Nerdifer: If it were a romance, it would be Chilltron of my Heart.

Ejdl: If it were a soap opera, it would be All my Chilltron.

Nerdifer: Hee

Ejdl: If it were in a nostalgic reunion flick, it would be The Big Chilltron.

Nerdifer: If it were Oscar worthy it would be Chilltron of a Lesser God.

Ejdl: If it were a comic-book-inspired children's movie it would be Teenaged Mutant Chilltron Turtles!

Nerdifer: If it were a raunchy comedy it would be Married... with Chilltron

Ejdl: Nice one!

Nerdifer: Thanks!

Ejdl: If it was an extra on the set of Moulin Rouge, it would be one of the Chilltron of the Revolution.

Nerdifer: Oh, now I hurt from laughing!

Ejdl: If you were to ask CSNY for advice, they would stress how important it is to Teach your Chilltron Well.

Nerdifer: Stop! Oh dear - if we enter the music zone, I AM DOOMED!

Ejdl: Awww… If it were a futuristic social-comment novel it would be Nineteen Eighty-Chilltron.

Nerdifer: Ha! Wait-- how does that work??

Ejdl: It doesn't! I wanted to make you feel better so you'd keep playing.

Nerdifer: You gave me a pity play? Must mean it’s time to step it up. All right: Won't somebody please think of the CHILLTRON!!

Ejdl: Hee. Nice!

Nerdifer: And if it were a bootylicious singing trio, it would be Destiny's Chilltron! Uh, -- sort of.

Ejdl: You know, Whitney Houston believes that Chilltron is our future.

Nerdifer: I heard that.

Ejdl: Squeee!

Nerdifer: It's 11:00 - do you know where your CHILLTRON is?

Ejdl: You do!

Nerdifer: Oh boy, do I ever!

Ejdl: When NKOTB wanted to don their 'social responsibility' persona, they sang 'This One's for the Chilltron'.
The Chilltron of the World...
May God keep them....
nice and cold.....

Nerdifer: We are the world
We are the CHILLTRON!
We are the ones who bring a cooler day so let's not give in!

Nerdifer: Hee hee hee

Ejdl: Live long and prosper Chilltron.

Nerdifer: May you usher in the Summer of Cool.

Ejdl: I’m coming over.

Nerdifer: Sweet. I’ll have the creamsicles ready.